Elkhunter
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three
ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about
to drive
home when he was confront by an ornery game warden who didn't like
hillbillies.
The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting
license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting
license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and
picked
up
one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't
from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin'
license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and
produced a Kansas hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the
second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas
duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?"
The hillbilly reached in! to his wallet and produced an Arkansas
hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the
third
duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Arkansas duck.
This
here
duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin'
license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a
South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely
frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just
where
the
hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and
said "You tell me, you're the expert."
ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about
to drive
home when he was confront by an ornery game warden who didn't like
hillbillies.
The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting
license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting
license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and
picked
up
one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't
from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin'
license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and
produced a Kansas hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the
second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas
duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?"
The hillbilly reached in! to his wallet and produced an Arkansas
hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the
third
duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Arkansas duck.
This
here
duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin'
license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a
South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely
frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just
where
the
hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and
said "You tell me, you're the expert."
