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> >;>Subject: Old folks home
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> >> > > >
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> >> > > >My Penis Died Today.......
> >> > > >
> >> > > >An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in
> >>a Nursing
> >> > > >home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse
> >>Barton
> >> > > >asked if there was anything wrong.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr.Goldstein, "My penis died today,
> >>and I am
> >> > >very
> >> > >
> >> > > >sad."
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
> >>crazy, she
> >> > > >replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
> >>condolences."
> >> > > >
> >> > > >The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall
> >>with his
> >>penis
> >> > > >hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Barton.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the
> >>hall like
> >> > > >this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you
> >>yesterday that
> >>my
> >> > > >penis died."
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
> >>pajamas?"
> >> > > >asked Nurse Barton.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
> >> >
> >> > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > >My Penis Died Today.......
> >> > > >
> >> > > >An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in
> >>a Nursing
> >> > > >home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse
> >>Barton
> >> > > >asked if there was anything wrong.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr.Goldstein, "My penis died today,
> >>and I am
> >> > >very
> >> > >
> >> > > >sad."
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
> >>crazy, she
> >> > > >replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
> >>condolences."
> >> > > >
> >> > > >The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall
> >>with his
> >>penis
> >> > > >hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Barton.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the
> >>hall like
> >> > > >this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you
> >>yesterday that
> >>my
> >> > > >penis died."
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
> >>pajamas?"
> >> > > >asked Nurse Barton.
> >> > > >
> >> > > >"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
> >> >