GunNut76
New member
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The
passion is heating up as it sometimes does.
But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her
husband. The wife explains that he must be in tune with
her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing
is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal
with it.
The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try on three
very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his
wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe
department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.
The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a
set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for
her. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has
flipped out- but she doesn't care. She goes for the
matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don't
even play tennis, but if you like it then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I'm
ready to go, let's go to the cashier."
The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like
buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank.
"Honey- I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to
explode as her husband says, "You must be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man."
passion is heating up as it sometimes does.
But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her
husband. The wife explains that he must be in tune with
her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing
is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal
with it.
The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try on three
very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his
wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe
department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.
The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a
set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for
her. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has
flipped out- but she doesn't care. She goes for the
matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don't
even play tennis, but if you like it then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I'm
ready to go, let's go to the cashier."
The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like
buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank.
"Honey- I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to
explode as her husband says, "You must be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man."
