My new Fave song by Ludacris....

[JoseCuervo]

This is an instant classic....

It was Friday night and I was feelin' aight (Yep)
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin' Henney wit da Sprite while I'm drinkin' and drivin',
No police lights, no police sirens,
I'm headed to da club, lookin' fo' a freak,
To spread a lil' love and spread a couple cheeks,
Pull up to da spot, 26's like bam!
Eyes on me like "Bitch, do you see him?"

Stroll through the front door, headed to the VIP,
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips,
Scopin' out da room and what do I see?
A nice round butt and a pair of double D's,
So I crept up like "Shawty, what's happen'n?
You kilin' dat dress and I love it wit' a passion,"
Den she turned around and her face was aight,
She had a gap tooth and mean overbite,
But I was like hmm...

(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.

Verse 2
(Ludacris)
Woke up da next mornin' and all I can remember,
Was takin' shots and tippin' da bartender,
Surrender to da woman, end up bringin' me home,
Cause' she started lookin' better every shot of Patron (Yep)

I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause' tonight damn right! I might do it again!
So I called up da homies (What up?)
Let's ride, we can hit the sportsbar,
Over on the South side,
Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes,
Went up to da bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I, slowly walked up an said "Hi,"

My name is Ludacris and I'mma hell of a guy,
One said "I know who you are, I'm your #1 fan,
And right now it's too bad I got a man,"
And I said "I understand, but where da hell is he at?
Cuz, in a minute if he don't show up then maaaaan....."

(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
You too.

(Ludacris)
Uh huh,
Ay Pain, holla at em right quick man!

(T-Pain)
You gon' get in trouble wit yo' man, girl,
(Don't get in trouble, girl)
Talkin 'bout how you're my biggest fan, girl,
(I know it, I know it)
Now I don't wanna do,
(Please)
What you gon' make me do,
(Don't make me do it, don't make me do it!)
But... if I have one more drink...

Verse 3
(Ludacris)
One more drink I'mma get cha,
Home, then I'll split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a buncha drunk pictures,
Cause' Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of Buddha,
Equals you mixed wit a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up da FLOOW,
Hikin' up yo' skirt, climbin' up yo' shirt,
It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what babygurl?

(T-Pain)
Chorus
If I take one more drink,
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
(Just one mo')
Is that watchu wanna do, shawty?
(That's all it's gonna take)
If I take one more drink,
(Hey!)
I'm gon' end up f***in' you,
(Haha, who else T-Pain?)
You too.

(Outro)

(Ludacris)
You hear what I'm sayin'?
People too picky these days, dammit!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda Service Announcement...

Deuces...
Hahahahahaha.

 

[AZ402]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Ovis]

All of that Hennessy can make the task a little difficult. Kinda like pushing rope, or a marshmallow through a coin slot.

 

[JoseCuervo]

All of that Hennessy can make the task a little difficult. Kinda like pushing rope, or a marshmallow through a coin slot.

I love the part where he chews his arm off.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBMpaFiX7bw

 

[Calif. Hunter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay_Z5adiMG8

 

[noharleyyet]

Katt Williams cracks....funny chit Jose. "Henney & sprite"..LMAO

 

[AZ402]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I laugh every time I see this post!!

 

[BigHornRam]

Jose,

That garbage doesn't even compare to classics like "Givin the dog a bone" and "Went to bed with a 10 and woke up with a 2".

 

[JoseCuervo]

Jose,

That garbage doesn't even compare to classics like "Givin the dog a bone" and "Went to bed with a 10 and woke up with a 2".

BigWhore,

Any clue why Cali posted that link to some stupid song from the '30's?

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Because it makes about as much sense as a middle-aged white geek posting his new favorite song......trying to be cool.

 

[JoseCuervo]

Cali,

You really don't have much of a sense of humour or much for social skills, do you?

 

[cjcj]

Because it makes about as much sense as a middle-aged white geek posting his new favorite song......trying to be cool.

Jose, My Mind just cannot process you "Rappin"

Lyrics are funny FO SHO!hump

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Any clue why Cali posted that link to some stupid song from the '30's?

Cali,

You really don't have much of a sense of humour or much for social skills, do you?

Kinda the pot calling the kettle black ( ), eh, since I had to explain it to you. As for social skills, I wonder if you play your favorite new song in the car with your daughters?

 

[JoseCuervo]

Kinda the pot calling the kettle black ( ), eh, since I had to explain it to you. As for social skills, I wonder if you play your favorite new song in the car with your daughters?

Nope, I have all sorts of social skills and I have a sense of humour. I haven't reached whatever age you got to when you lost your ability to laugh at stuff. I hope I never get to be a bitter old man like you that somehow thinks Hate songs from the '30s are entertaining. But that is just me. I haven't lived your life, I was never a Spelling Bee Champion in the 3rd grade and I have never driven 20 miles to return $0.83 to a McDonald's cashier that made a mistake.

And always nice to know you bring my kids into your attacks. You never seem to like to show off your lack of social skills, etiquette, and, most likely, common human decency. Hopefully that makes you feel like a bigger person in your own legendary mind.


But, if you must know, that is where I heard the song, I jumped into my oldest daughter's BMW to run an errand as it was parked behind the Mercedes. And the Ludacris song was blasting on the FM radio. It was actually pretty funny, and the T-pain verses show some pretty good vocal range.

 

[noharleyyet]

But, if you must know, that is where I heard the song, I jumped into my oldest daughter's BMW to run an errand as it was parked behind the Mercedes

...what a ludicrous pile.

 

[Calif. Hunter]

a bitter old man like you

And I am attacking you????

I was never a Spelling Bee Champion in the 3rd grade and I have never driven 20 miles to return $0.83 to a McDonald's cashier that made a mistake.

I never did or was either. You have a great imagination, or are simply a patholigical liar.

I haven't reached whatever age you got to when you lost your ability to laugh at stuff.

LMAO! Finally, I laugh at you and your internet posing all the time. Why do you try so hard to impress everyone here/ It's the internet and you can claim whatever you want.

 

[TLC]

Moneygall is a small village in County Offaly , Ireland . It has a

population of approximately 300 people, has a Roman Catholic

Church, five shops, a post office, a national school, a police

station and two pubs.




President of the United States Barack Obama's great-great-great

grandfather, Falmouth Kearney, emigrated from Moneygall to

New York City at the age of 19 in 1850 and eventually

resettled in Tipton County , Indiana . Kearney's father had

been the village shoemaker, then a wealthy skilled trade.




And now for the SONG ... Crank up your speakers.




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