More blonde moments

[Elkhunter]

A blond police officer pulls over a blond in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for some I.D.

The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blond police officer tells her "It's that thing with your picture on it".
The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her
picture. She hands the compact to the blond cop.
After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we
could have avoided this whole thing."

 

[Elkhunter]

Ted: "I see you bought a new car. What's the make?"
Blondie Sue: "A Perndle."
Ted: "A what?"
Sue: "A Perndle."
Ted: "I've never heard of a Perndle before."
Sue: "Me either, but that's what it says, right over the steering
wheel."
Ted: "It says *what* over the steering wheel?"
Sue: "The name of the car. It's spelled out, right above the steering
wheel and right beneath the speedometer: P-R-N-D-L."

 

[Quick Draw]

Those are good. I got one for you that's true.
I had to get under the hood of my truck to put a spark plug wire back on that I forgot about. So I started to climb up. When I put my right foot on I was fine, then when I put left foot on the bumper I slipped and smacked my knee on the bumper adn now I have a bruise. It was a great blonde moment.
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