Midget in Pain

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The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the
> >>> time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his
problem.
> >>>
> >>> The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a
> >>> look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto
the
> >>>examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one
> >>>finger
> >>>under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and
> >>>cough,
> >>
> >>>the usual method to check for a hernia.
> >>>
> >>> "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
> >>> right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said
the
> >>> doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
> >>>
> >>> Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side.. Then snip-snip-snip-snip
on
> >>>the
> >>> left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but
> >>> noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor
then
> >>>told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his
> >>>testicles still hurt.
> >>>
> >>> The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and
> >>> discovered his boys were no longer aching.
> >>>
> >>> The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
> >>>
> >>> The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it.
> >>> What did you do?"
> >>>
> >>> The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your
> >>> cowboy boots.
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