Mayo Vs Miracle Whip

[SaskHunter]

The great Grilled Cheese debate got be thinking about one of mankind's greatest debates: Mayo Vs Miracle Whip.

 

[SaskHunter]

Mayo is obviously King, but I know some of you troglodytes like Miracle Whip, now is the time to make yourself known to us sophisticated folks.

People who eat neither, you're Okay though, sort of.

 

[Nick87]

My entire life growing up I hated mayonnaise or thought I did. All my mom bought was miracle whip I had no idea there was anything other than that slop.

 

[MinnesotaHunter]

For a good portion of my childhood I thought I hated mayo in general, turns out it was just the fact that up until then I had only been exposed to the white abomination of Miracle Whip.

 

[JEL]

Mayo all day long.

 

[Howie]

I was raised on both, usually what was on sale when a white sandwich additive was on the shopping list.

When I started buying my own I would buy Miracle Whooip ... see what I did there ... though I would also occasionally hit the Helman's. Finding mayo to be bland I predominately used the Miracle. Recently I started hearing of Dukes so I bought some to compare. I found the Dukes to be a tastier version of mayo but still not enough flavor and zing.

So I guess I'm a "Trog" and I would never think less of anyone who prefers the flatter flavored Mayo.

Bon Appétit my friends

P.S. I put lots of that schmutz on my sammiches too. No thin layer for this kid

 

[rtraverdavis]

Nasty. Both of em.

 

[TOGIE]

if mayonnaise was cheese miracle whip is Kraft singles. It’s not real and not worth your time

 

[PrairieHunter]

This is more of a question of flavor vs no flavor.

If you like some flavor go MW, if you like bland go mayo.
Flavor go heinz 57, bland go ketchup.

 

[Redman]

Miracle Whip is its own thing and should never be confused with mayonnaise. Nor should it ever be used on a good sandwich unless you want to ruin it!

 

[madtom]

Unpopular opinion from the least discerning palate on earth.

Edited to clarify: they're not the same, but they're equally good.

 

[SaskHunter]

Me at Subway, to the poor 16 yo Sandwich Artist when they ask me if that was enough mayo:

 

[ammo]

1. holy cow we're real deep in the off season aren't we?
2. ew to both
3. why not have ranch dressing as an option? THE PEOPLE'S CONDIMENT!!!

 

[Pucky Freak]

MW is the malt liquor of salad dressings…except there is no intoxication to help you forget you are consuming dumpster cream.

 

[nrpate05]

Yea I don't know how Miracle Whip is still a thing. My mom always bought it but it is absolutely atrocious. Real Mayo for the win.

 

[SaskHunter]

3. why not have ranch dressing as an option? THE PEOPLE'S CONDIMENT!!!

Don't mix Ranch into this mess, it should remain un-molested...

While we're at it: Ranch Dressing < Three Cheese Ranch Dressing

 

[Jorgy]

Miracle whip for 50 years, then a few years back I discovered Dukes. Only mayo in my house now. Damn southerners holding out on all of us

 

[ThunderNocked]

I grew up in a Mayo family - was so happy to move out and start my wayward Miracle Whip ways!

 

[Southern Elk]

Neither, can’t stand mayonnaise.

 

[Howie]

So lemme see if I got this right. Mayo is like a Yugo. Then you take the Yugo, drop in a Hemi and most of yas would still prefer drivin' the Yugo.
Is that what yer telling me? Do I got that right?