Little Johnny strikes again!!

[DRAFTSTUD]

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a
sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went
to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet
sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate, not
fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family
went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally,
but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher
hesitated because she had been burned by Little
Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could
damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on
him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with
ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can
only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

Fricken awesome Dstud.... LMAO

 

[Big Slick]

John/Johnny.....I'm starting to see a likeness!

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

John/Johnny.....I'm starting to see a likeness!

The closest I came to Little Johnny was in a Speach Class they put me in as I almost lost my Hearing as a Child and they were trying to teach me how to sound out words.............well when the teacher asked me what Words start with the sound SH she really did not care for my answer!!!!!! LOL Daddy always used it working on the car. John

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

I always though Dirty Little Johnny was pretty Slick....

 

[Big Slick]

Yeah my teacher asked me to pronounce succum....well I said Suck'em...He said see you in detention!

 

[trevore]

Gotta watch out for little johnny, he says the damnedest things.

 

[Big Slick]

Gotta watch out for little johnny, he says the damnedest things.

I wonder why he was never on TV with Bill cosby?