Muledeer4me
New member
Because of my advancing age ,I dont stay up to watch the late show's very often ,some of these are to good to have missed.
" The Democrats are spending $250 million to defeat President Bush. Wouldn't it be simpler to get a mountain bike and a pretzel?"
"The opening ceremony also featured these giant statues. Did you see them? I saw this one giant statue with an enormous 40 foot head, and then I realized it was the new John Kerry campaign commercial."
"Yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney attacked John Kerry. He said that John Kerry "lacks deeply held convictions". Today Kerry shot back, he said, "That's not completely true." "
"Today in Santa Monica, President Bush appeared with Arnold Schwarzenegger at a huge campaign event. Only in California can a Governor who speaks German and a President who can barely speak English try to make themselves clear to an audience that's primarily Spanish. What a country we live in! "
"Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week President Bush has followed Kerry to Devenport, Iowa, New Mexico, Las Vegas and LA and tomorrow he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry to was Vietnam."
"In a stunning anouncement, New Jersey Governor James McGreevey announced that he had an extramarital affair with another man. Finally a Democrat who can honestly say, "I did not have sex with that woman!" See politicians are just sleazy. Gay, straight, black or white, they're all sleazy! "
"President Bush is down in Crawford, Texas taking it easy. resting and relaxing - just as he did in the National Guard."
" The Democrats are spending $250 million to defeat President Bush. Wouldn't it be simpler to get a mountain bike and a pretzel?"
"The opening ceremony also featured these giant statues. Did you see them? I saw this one giant statue with an enormous 40 foot head, and then I realized it was the new John Kerry campaign commercial."
"Yesterday Vice President Dick Cheney attacked John Kerry. He said that John Kerry "lacks deeply held convictions". Today Kerry shot back, he said, "That's not completely true." "
"Today in Santa Monica, President Bush appeared with Arnold Schwarzenegger at a huge campaign event. Only in California can a Governor who speaks German and a President who can barely speak English try to make themselves clear to an audience that's primarily Spanish. What a country we live in! "
"Is it me or is Bush going everywhere Kerry goes? So far in the past week President Bush has followed Kerry to Devenport, Iowa, New Mexico, Las Vegas and LA and tomorrow he follows him to Portland, Oregon. The only place he never followed John Kerry to was Vietnam."
"In a stunning anouncement, New Jersey Governor James McGreevey announced that he had an extramarital affair with another man. Finally a Democrat who can honestly say, "I did not have sex with that woman!" See politicians are just sleazy. Gay, straight, black or white, they're all sleazy! "
"President Bush is down in Crawford, Texas taking it easy. resting and relaxing - just as he did in the National Guard."
