2fastnaz
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and I can think of a lot worse things to be.
A shameless cut and paste from another site I frequent.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.
It is time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country, and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd gladly choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, Under God..."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You have never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You bow your head when someone prays.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You treat all veterans, including Viet Nam vets, with great respect, and
always have.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You have never burned an American flag in protest.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You would give your last dollar to a friend.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You believe that hunters are more concerned about the health of the deer population, and are willing to thin it when necessary, than some enviromentalist wacko in San Francisco.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You believe that the best thing about a tree is what you can make out of the wood after it is cut down.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You think children are a gift from God and want to have several.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You believe that a mother's place is at home raising her children and that nanny's are for people who want children but don't want to be bothered with raising them.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
Friendship is more important than money.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF
You hang out at Moosie's
A shameless cut and paste from another site I frequent.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.
It is time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country, and God.
If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd gladly choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, Under God..."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You have never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You bow your head when someone prays.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You treat all veterans, including Viet Nam vets, with great respect, and
always have.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You have never burned an American flag in protest.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You would give your last dollar to a friend.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You believe that hunters are more concerned about the health of the deer population, and are willing to thin it when necessary, than some enviromentalist wacko in San Francisco.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You believe that the best thing about a tree is what you can make out of the wood after it is cut down.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You think children are a gift from God and want to have several.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
You believe that a mother's place is at home raising her children and that nanny's are for people who want children but don't want to be bothered with raising them.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:
Friendship is more important than money.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF
You hang out at Moosie's
