You want my design on a pink farmer’s hat? Sure, why stop there? Let’s go full-on Montana chic, bedazzle it with rhinestones, slap a glittery trout on the brim, and add a fringe that screams I’m here for the rodeo, and the afterparty!
Sweetheart, I’d charge you less than a squirrel charges for acorn delivery. But hey, if you’re feeling generous, I’ll take payment in snack sticks and a six-pack of PBR. Deal?