AZHUNTERR
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Subject: "I hate my job"day
When you've had an absolute "I hate my job"day try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section.
You will need to purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes,
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed
during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit
and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table
Take out the material that comes with
the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson
is personally tested."
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control
at the Johnson and Johnson Company".
Have a nice day and remember:
There is always someone with a worse
job than yours.
When you've had an absolute "I hate my job"day try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section.
You will need to purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes,
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed
during your therapy.
Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit
and lie down on your bed.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table
Take out the material that comes with
the thermometer and read it.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson
is personally tested."
Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control
at the Johnson and Johnson Company".
Have a nice day and remember:
There is always someone with a worse
job than yours.
