Hot little old lady

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Defense Attorney:* Will you please state your age?'

LittleOld Lady:*'I am 86 years old.'

DefenseAttorney:*'Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?'

LittleOld Lady:*'There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.'

DefenseAttorney:'Did you know him?'

LittleOld Lady:* 'No, but he sure was friendly.'

DefenseAttorney:* 'What happened after he sat down?'

LittleOld Lady:'He started to rub my thigh.'

Defense Attorney:'Did you stop him?'

Little Old Lady: 'No, I didn't stop him.'

Defense Attorney:'Why not?'

Little Old Lady:'It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died 30 yearsago.'

Defense Attorney:'What happened next?'

Little Old Lady:'He began to rub my breasts.'

Defense Attorney:'Did you stop him then?'

Little Old Lady:'No, I did not stop him.'

Defense Attorney:'Why not?'

Little Old Lady: 'His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt
that good in years!'

Defense Attorney:'What happened next?'

Little Old Lady:'Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just lay downand told him 'Take me, young man. Take me!

Defense Attorney: 'Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: 'Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'And that's when I shot him, the little bastard'