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> > Subject: Giving 103% at work!
> >
> > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
> > about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What
> > makes life 100%?
> > If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
> > 22 23 24 25 26.
> > Then:
> > H A R D W O R K
> > 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
> > K N O W L E D G E
> > 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
> > But,
> > A T T I T U D E
> > 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
> > And,
> > B U L L S H I T
> > 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
> > So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
> > attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.
> > But, look how far ass kissing will take you.
> > A S S K I S S I N G
> > 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
> >
> >
> > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
> > about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What
> > makes life 100%?
> > If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
> > 22 23 24 25 26.
> > Then:
> > H A R D W O R K
> > 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
> > K N O W L E D G E
> > 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
> > But,
> > A T T I T U D E
> > 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
> > And,
> > B U L L S H I T
> > 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
> > So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
> > attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.
> > But, look how far ass kissing will take you.
> > A S S K I S S I N G
> > 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
> >