elkfarmer
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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
said, "about 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and
said, "about 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop
and said, "about an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow
that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked , "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill loo ked up , tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and
said, "about 2 hours." The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and
said, "about 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop
and said, "about an hour and half." The guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow
that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked , "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill loo ked up , tears in his eyes and said, "Your house."
