Funny texts from family
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SaskHunter
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My sister's husband video chatted me to help him finish gutting a doe.
He had shoved a Butt-Out tool up that poor doe's vag. Not even joking. I had to walk him through the whole thing but he was so confused my sister had to come help take over for him. I walked her through the whole process, she did it like a pro!
I've wondered how he managed to have two kids ever since. Or maybe he didn't mean to have them?!
He had shoved a Butt-Out tool up that poor doe's vag. Not even joking. I had to walk him through the whole thing but he was so confused my sister had to come help take over for him. I walked her through the whole process, she did it like a pro!
I've wondered how he managed to have two kids ever since. Or maybe he didn't mean to have them?!
Straight Arrow
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Actually your sister conceived and birthed them. BIL may have been oblivious, perhaps a sleeping sire.
Many years ago in my younger years, I was kinda seeing a gal named Jess. My sister in laws name is Jess. After a night out with the boys I decided I was going convince the gal I was seeing at the time to come over with a series of photos, pick up lines, and so on.
Well, the alcohol did its thing and was communicating with my sister in law the entire time. The entire evening my brother and his wife (Jess), were playing along with my bull crap and kept it going as long as they could. My brother finally called me and couldn't hardly get a word out because he was crying and laughing, then and only then he spilled the beans. To this day they love that story.
I was mortified.
Well, the alcohol did its thing and was communicating with my sister in law the entire time. The entire evening my brother and his wife (Jess), were playing along with my bull crap and kept it going as long as they could. My brother finally called me and couldn't hardly get a word out because he was crying and laughing, then and only then he spilled the beans. To this day they love that story.
I was mortified.
When I was in college one of my buddies was talking to this girl he had the hots for. Well one of my other buddies got ahold of his phone and changed his contact info to her name so he was playing along like he was the gal my other buddy was talking to. It went on for a few days and some juicy messages before he finally found out. It was hilarious to say the least as they would both consult us as to what to say to the other. Not sure what ever happened to the actual girl.
Gellar
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Some of the text messages my father in law sends me would make greenhorn blush.
SaskHunter
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Actually your sister conceived and birthed them. BIL may have been oblivious, perhaps a sleeping sire.
Gross.
Birdbander
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My Mom sent me a text a couple of years ago asking if I would let my sister and BIL have some of the grouse breasts from my freezer.
My sister has been a burden on society her entire life, married a guy worse than herself. These are true living off the system, lost their kids due to abuse, spent time in prison burdens. Haven't said so much as hello to her in years.
I called Mom and in the most polite way possible, without a single curse word which says a lot for me, explained to her why I wouldn't give my sister or BIL not just grouse breasts but a cup.of warm piss to quench their thirst.
I don't blame Mom.
No issues since.
My sister has been a burden on society her entire life, married a guy worse than herself. These are true living off the system, lost their kids due to abuse, spent time in prison burdens. Haven't said so much as hello to her in years.
I called Mom and in the most polite way possible, without a single curse word which says a lot for me, explained to her why I wouldn't give my sister or BIL not just grouse breasts but a cup.of warm piss to quench their thirst.
I don't blame Mom.
No issues since.
Nick87
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Took me a sec. That is funny.
Nick87
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No, thank God. Lol
