Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[MNElkNut]

"Dumping Heat". Actually, this one makes a lot of sense and doesn't bother me. When you are chasing a critter up a mountain and have too much on, there isn't a better term for what you are trying to do!

 

[The Hedgehog]

"Dumping Heat". Actually, this one makes a lot of sense and doesn't bother me. When you are chasing a critter up a mountain and have too much on, there isn't a better term for what you are trying to do!

Let the ball sweat rip

 

[The Hedgehog]

Aren’t there any naked yoga ladies around these parts?

 

[Festus]

I've got my gear 'dialed in' ready for season, now just need to tighten up my playbook.

 

[The Hedgehog]

Making memories

 

[Nick87]

Making memories

See what you didn there .

 

[millerkiller77]

Let the ball sweat rip

I'm ok with this one, when you've got bat wings stuck to both thighs it's nice to vent. Every single guy on here has done the high off-center goose step left and right to allow ventilation through

 

[TheTone]

Side hustle

Promo code

 

[Drake4]

Producing Content

 

[hank4elk]

Producing Content

and dropping a duece..

 

[The Hedgehog]

10-year old "savage" "smashes a crusty old mountain buck" "slapped his tag" on something special

JFC

 

[TheTone]

“Drove an arrow into him”

 

[Stocker]

“Drove an arrow into him”

 

[Pucky Freak]

“I decided to go with an outfitter.”

 

[Forkyfinder]

"Not my best"

 

[The Hedgehog]

He smoked a toad. What a hammer. Mass for days.

STFU

 

[SaskHunter]

Met a bunch of hunters at the airport in Whitehorse, who were clearly going with outfitters. I asked this one dude what he was hunting and he replied something along the lines of "I'm not here to hunt, I'm here to kill a moose and I better get one".

I was kind of annoyed with his answer and tone. He sounded like a douche and entitled as f&ck, but then I figured he was completely right. This guy was paying tens of thousands of dollars to be babysat by a guide and outfitter, and essentially shoot a moose that was scouted by someone else.

Still annoyed with his stupid answer though.

 

[SaskHunter]

Oh and hunters who use the word "gnarly" to describe an animal.

Also, naming bucks and bulls is cringe AF.

 

[The Hedgehog]

What a slob!