Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[MinnesotaHunter]

Hmm... Fin, maybe you should re-think including Ross and Gerald's synchronized rendition of Funky Cold Medina when the goat hit's the dirt.

Hey, we put alot of work into that.

 

[BiggWimm]

"Look at the size of the body on that deer!"

 

[Dinkshooter]

"Taker."

That's a taker!

No takers yet!

I see what you did.

 

[johnp]

It only needed to take two more steps !

 

[NVBighorn]

Pisscutter

 

[psinclair]

Pat, I believe that's another Mike-ism. He uses the term trash all the time in his evaluations of bucks. One time a close friend of mine showed Mike a photo of the biggest mule deer buck he ever killed. Mike looks at it and says; "I probably wouldn't shoot that buck because of all the trash points." The buck scored 232" net and was the last buck to win a Jeep in Utah before they ban deer contests. I've seen Mike have a complete melt down on video trying to killed a 170" buck, Yeah sure he would've passed up a 232" buck because of all the "trash" points. I wonder if he ever listens to what he says?

Fork-ed horned.....that's another good one.

 

[Deleted member 16014]

"Nice big cow"...It's an elk, they're big. Tasty of course but no matter how big it is it won't grow antlers.
"Nice big doe"...No it's not.

 

[Beartooth83]

"I gave that bull a dirt nap"

 

[SFC B]

Puttin miles on the ol shoe-leather express!!.....just say you were on foot :/

 

[backsmasher23]

Bothers me when they say "my friends" or "our friends" at.... fill in the blank.....you mean an outfitter or ranch you paid a crap-ton of money to go to or to mention their name so they'd let you shoot a nice buck/bull

 

[RUT JUNKEY]

"Management buck" = couldn't find the big one, so shoot whatever.
"I need a minute" = makes me wanna knock him out of his stand!

. . .anything from Stan Potts mouth . . . very annoying!

 

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Ha, love the big bodied comments. I don't know if I can count how many times I've heard friends say about their fork horn "he's a big bodied bugger, must be past his prime!"

People try way to hard to justify their kills, I've been guilty of it.

 

[noharleyyet]

Tears....take two.

 

[Art Vandeley]

Pretty much anything said by Guy or Mike Eastman. They're "legendary"

 

[backsmasher23]

People try way to hard to justify their kills, I've been guilty of it.

Gotta get those genetics out of the gene pool.

Laugh sometimes cause you know the guy owns 40-80 acres, like he's the only one there managing the gene pool.

 

[Nate Mode]

"Booyah!!" Chris Brackett

 

[MN Public Hunter]

"It's the last day of the hunt".....And they always seem to shoot one...

 

[Big Slick]

"It's the last day of the hunt".....And they always seem to shoot one...

"Dropped him!":hump:

 

[ERSS]

Pretty much anything said by Guy or Mike Eastman. They're "legendary"

Definitely gets on my nerves...can't watch anymore. I think if they could figure out a way to charge each viewer for the privilege of watching their TV show, they would. Just the mannerisms, tone, etc.......

 

[Festus]

I'll admit I used to waste time watching some shows when I had satellite.
The 'big body' comments always reminded me of the 'healthy fish', 'good color' comment on the fishing shows! But that's another thread...