Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[Big Sky]

Mike Eastman is a walking thesaurus of destroyed grammar. In addition to Grradualtions", he also refers to cliffs as "clivs", and quaking aspen as "Quakers". I did not realize there were so many members of the religious society of Quakers running around in the mountains until I watched Mike's videos.

 

[Oak]

"I am running a 6-100 Luepy on my 540 wiz bang"

"running" this or that kills me.

http://onyourownadventures.com/hunttalk/showthread.php?t=241045

 

[1_pointer]

Mr. Freak Nasty or Ol' Freak Nasty

Yes! When said by Stan Potts in a long drawn out hissy sort of way.

Though it started with the video game NBA Jam, but Boom-shaka-laka.

Send it.

Take him.

 

[mtlion]

"You know what this is about."

Pfffffft!

Randy wins.

Awesome.

 

[tjones]

http://onyourownadventures.com/hunttalk/showthread.php?t=241045

HA!

 

[Sytes]

Squishy scat!

 

[.280 Remington]

Mike Eastman is a walking thesaurus of destroyed grammar. In addition to Grradualtions", he also refers to cliffs as "clivs", and quaking aspen as "Quakers". I did not realize there were so many members of the religious society of Quakers running around in the mountains until I watched Mike's videos.

I saw an episode where he referred to a "claw-crabbed" mule deer buck.

His shows are entertaining. But not because they provide any useful information.

 

[MThuntr]

ThunderChicken, buuuck (terrible southern accent), anything that comes from the Pigman's mouth, anything from Duck Dynasty.

 

[bigskyblueman]

Medulla oblongata...,,, Pigman can't spell it but he works really hard to pronounce it . Another silly program.

 

[Bambistew]

"Hit list"
"insert stupid made up name" for some animal they want to kill, or are just watching
"I need a minute"
"Thank you Jesus", or "Thank you lord", or some other entity that was directly responsible for the hunter killing an animal.

 

[noharleyyet]

Pirate schtick..ala the omniscient gnome of the north...

 

[Big Sky]

Although not said verbally (but do make a statement): I could without all the excessive fist pumping and "white man can't dance" celebrations. I mean it's okay to be excited, but these over contrived acts of excitement are as fake as they are stupid. To be honest I quit watching hunting shows for the most part 4 or 5 years ago. I just couldn't stand how dumb most of them are. I do like Randy's show, but the quality of other shows falls off pretty quick from there.

 

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Although not said verbally (but do make a statement): I could without all the excessive fist pumping and "white man can't dance" celebrations. I mean it's okay to be excited, but these over contrived acts of excitement are as fake as they are stupid. To be honest I quit watching hunting shows for the most part 4 or 5 years ago. I just couldn't stand how dumb most of them are. I do like Randy's show, but the quality of other shows falls off pretty quick from there.

Hmm... Fin, maybe you should re-think including Ross and Gerald's synchronized rendition of Funky Cold Medina when the goat hit's the dirt.

 

[psinclair]

"Trash", as in trash points....that one pisses me off. Whoever started that one should be branded with an idiot iron right across the forehead.

 

[Jwill]

Smok'd 'em!

 

[Big Sky]

Pat, I believe that's another Mike-ism. He uses the term trash all the time in his evaluations of bucks. One time a close friend of mine showed Mike a photo of the biggest mule deer buck he ever killed. Mike looks at it and says; "I probably wouldn't shoot that buck because of all the trash points." The buck scored 232" net and was the last buck to win a Jeep in Utah before they ban deer contests. I've seen Mike have a complete melt down on video trying to killed a 170" buck, Yeah sure he would've passed up a 232" buck because of all the "trash" points. I wonder if he ever listens to what he says?

 

[MKotur325]

Pat, I believe that's another Mike-ism. He uses the term trash all the time in his evaluations of bucks. One time a close friend of mine showed Mike a photo of the biggest mule deer buck he ever killed. Mike looks at it and says; "I probably wouldn't shoot that buck because of all the trash points." The buck scored 232" net and was the last buck to win a Jeep in Utah before they ban deer contests. I've seen Mike have a complete melt down on video trying to killed a 170" buck, Yeah sure he would've passed up a 232" buck because of all the "trash" points. I wonder if he ever listens to what he says?

I remember in one of the Eastman videos Mike talked about a "Trash Factor" Deer. One with a Frame that would Score into the B&C Books, but had enough extra points that it wouldn't net Book; but didn't have enough extras to make the book as a Non-Typical. Seems like a pretty degrading title for a BIG Mule Deer. I don't really care if extra points keep a deer out of the books... That's still a big stonking Deer, and should be respected as such.

Though, with everything in the thread so far... I think Eastman probably has committed enough id10t errors to warrant being branded as such...

 

[kansasdad]

Really surprised that "what a toad" hasn't been listed already.

 

[mr_steve]

"Management buck" I understand that one might have a management plan for their land but don't say it in a way to justify the "small" size of the buck. Just be happy to harvest an animal.

 

[Oak]

"Taker."

That's a taker!

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