Funny Hunter Quotes/Lingo

[PrairieHunter]

“If the triggers gold, the bird will fold”

 

[NR_Hunter]

Jeff Foiles naming his product which a man puts up to his mouth and blows, "Strait Meat", is my personal favotire.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Jeff Foiles naming his product which a man puts up to his mouth and blows, "Strait Meat", is my personal favotire.

He has the best names for all his calls. Haha

 

[PrairieHunter]

 

[Nick87]

Jeff Foiles naming his product which a man puts up to his mouth and blows, "Strait Meat", is my personal favotire.

Always wondered if I was the only one who was concerned about this.

 

[EYJONAS!]

Always wondered if I was the only one who was concerned about this.

When it comes to Jeffrey everything is suspect, right down to slaying ducks in a city park for da bands.

Grade A window licker.

I used to have a hell of a skit when we would setup decoys.

 

[The Hedgehog]

dig out a big one this year

Strong work

put him in the dirt

 

[MTLabrador]

Train, hunt, provide, honor.
Long live the beast.

 

[noharleyyet]

Finding a compatible hunting partner is far harder than finding a spouse... There is all the same stuff to fight over but no make-up sex.

When you find you are in violation of the game laws you must take steps to correct this... great big lllooonnngggg steps!

When tenting with a snorer give him a peck on the cheek at bedtime and wish him a good night, that SOB won't sleep a wink all nite cause 'o watching you...

Unless he tries to kiss you back & you ain't sleepin' either....maybe

 

[noharleyyet]

Pronghorn huh, what weapon?

"Imma run it to death."

 

[Bambistew]

The dumbest one I've heard recently. I thought it was a one off, but I've heard it probably a dozen times in the last few weeks.

"Let him eat!"

When referring to shooting an animal with something equally as gay as a 6.5CM+/- current "best" long range cartridge)

 

[TheTone]

Troll, as used for something old, not symmetric etc

Unders, I’m be been seeing a few of the Utah contingent using it for brow tines on an elk

 

[noharleyyet]

Saying 'that dog'll hunt' about a rifle caliber out loud...

 

[huntin24/7]

Shooting a small buck and saying you shot him because he’s “an old buck that’s going down hill.” Just own it. No one cares.

 

[BackofBeyond]

Troll, as used for something old, not symmetric etc

Unders, I’m be been seeing a few of the Utah contingent using it for brow tines on an elk

Bedazzled jeans over their “unders?”

 

[Flatbrimmer]

Train, hunt, provide, honor.
Long live the beast.

Provide and honor are to be laughed at? Hmm?

 

[huntin24/7]

“Had to take him out of the herd”

Management buck

Any statement where a buck has a name

Basically any quote from anyone on any whitetail focused hunting show can be like nails on the chalkboard.

 

[manitou1]

And I always assumed woke people were hard core liberals...

 

[MTLabrador]

Provide and honor are to be laughed at? Hmm?

When used in the context of trying to make cushy $30,000 elk hunts seem like a difficult grind, yes they are.

 

[Flatbrimmer]

When used in the context of trying to make cushy $30,000 elk hunts seem like a difficult grind, yes they are.

I wouldn’t disagree. Haven’t seen that one used yet…