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Subject: Fw: Texas Humor
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop,
a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus
was wearing a tight mini skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step
only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed,
she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more,
and for the second time attempted the step,
and once again, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver,
she again reached behind to unzip a little more
and again was unable to make the step.
About this time,
a large Texan who was standing behind
her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends."
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Subject: Fw: Texas Humor
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop,
a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus
was wearing a tight mini skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight
to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,
she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step
only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed,
she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more,
and for the second time attempted the step,
and once again, much to her chagrin,
she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver,
she again reached behind to unzip a little more
and again was unable to make the step.
About this time,
a large Texan who was standing behind
her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
"How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends."
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LMAO 
