Every state as a guy in a bar

[WestKyHunt]

Kentucky is spot on

 

[BoulderBulls]

Oklahoma...why is it so accurate

 

[BigHornRam]

What the rest of the mormon congregation can’t see won’t hurt anyone right?

You don't know jack......

 

[Fullquiver]

Michigan is close except no one outside of metro Detroit has anything good to say about Detroit..

 

[Fullquiver]

You don't know jack......

Who's Jack?

 

[BigHornRam]

Who's Jack?

I don't know jack.

 

[OntarioHunter]

Who's Jack?

Inside joke. A "Jack Mormon" is a bishop in the church who preaches the religion's code against smoking, drinking, and coffee but still imbibes anyway.

 

[Europe]

It is becoming harder and harder for me to post, but I must come to the defense of Arizona

We are not just known for sending illegal immigrants back to their homeland in Los Angeles, we were the first state to actively promote safe sex by publishing a list of animals that kick.

 

[RobertD]

Georgia: Questionably short shorts and Z71s, went to Valdosta State University? Yeah that'd be like >50% of the dudes I went high school with. Funny to see my alma mater mentioned

 

[NR_Hunter]

There’s also a guy staring at a yellowed 80 year old walleye mount in Wisconsin, saying how much bigger he catches them.

 

[Randi]

we dont need a karaoke machine to praise Texas

 

[Necrovarius]

Minnesota is so true, although we refuse to talk to Wisconsin...

 

[Jbotto]

Minnesota is so true, although we refuse to talk to Wisconsin...

Wisconsin is treated like the neighbor who still hasn’t returned your tools.

 

[hank4elk]

NM is wearing baggy 1/2 pants, shower shoes & sports WB year round while accepting whatever others share...except Tejas,they don't want him back...........unless he's buying....

 

[OntarioHunter]

Ontario is the mullet hairdo guy with plumbers butt wearing sweat pants and Polaris snowmobile coat (in July!) drinking Molson Export who's offering a Viagra pill to anyone stupid enough to believe his claim that a bulge in his britches is irresistible cougar bait. Texas asks for two pills.

 

[Panda Bear]

Ontario is the mullet hairdo guy with plumbers butt wearing sweat pants and Polaris snowmobile coat (in July!) drinking Molson Export who's offering a Viagra pill to anyone stupid enough to believe his claim that a bulge in his britches is irresistible cougar bait. Texas asks for two pills.

and

Saskatchewan: guy named Mike or Steve, wears Saskatchewan Roughriders t-shirt with old fadded jean or leather jacket. Has a greasy ballcap and is missing some theeth. Alternates between sitting at the bar and the VLTs. Drinks rhum and cokes, and draught Coors Light. Most definitely drives his beat up Ford Ranger or F150 home drunk every night. Is well known by local police detachment.

all I can think of that is famous or infamous is the "sour toe cocktail " yukon jack in a glass with a mummified human toe, I have never seen a creedmore and there are more caribou than people, far more actually

 

[JShane]

4 years old and still representing how creative we can be when it isn't hunting season.

 

[OntarioHunter]

It is becoming harder and harder for me to post, but I must come to the defense of Arizona

We are not just known for sending illegal immigrants back to their homeland in Los Angeles, we were the first state to actively promote safe sex by publishing a list of animals that kick.

I presume Arizona mountain lion made the list even though they can't kick. Cougars can though. I know one (not intimately) who is capable of easily punting her grandson's socker ball fifty yards. I'm sure she could send a couple of smaller ones flying downrange a lot further.

 

[Mallardsx2]

LA should be drinking bud-lights from a boat and when they are finished they trow the cans in the water. Blatantly littering, right in front of you....its like nothing I have ever seen.

 

[shrapnel]

Western Montanans drink more beer outside a bar than in a bar and prefer bottled beer as it is also a target when they throw the empty bottle out of the boat, then shoot at it...