GunNut76
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A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over
lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road.
Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road,
he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud
"THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One
day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a
priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good deed,
so he pulled the truck over.
He asked the priest, "Where are you going, father?"
"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied
the priest.
"No problem, father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the
truck."
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the
truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck
driver spotted a lawyer walking down the road and
instinctively swerved to hit him.
But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck
with him, so at the last minute he swerved back onto the
road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However, even though
he was certain that he missed the lawyer, he still heard
a loud "THUD."
Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced
in his mirrors, and, when he didn't see anything, he
turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, father. I
almost hit that lawyer."
"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
lawyers he would see walking down the side of the road.
Every time he would see a lawyer walking along the road,
he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud
"THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One
day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a
priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good deed,
so he pulled the truck over.
He asked the priest, "Where are you going, father?"
"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied
the priest.
"No problem, father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the
truck."
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the
truck driver continued down the road. Suddenly the truck
driver spotted a lawyer walking down the road and
instinctively swerved to hit him.
But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck
with him, so at the last minute he swerved back onto the
road, narrowly missing the lawyer. However, even though
he was certain that he missed the lawyer, he still heard
a loud "THUD."
Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced
in his mirrors, and, when he didn't see anything, he
turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, father. I
almost hit that lawyer."
"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
