The Viperess
New member
This is dedicated to everyone who has ever been embarrassed
by a child's words or action.
My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in
between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven month old
daughter, and she was clean.
Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a
while, so I asked, and he said "No". I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child
has had an accident and I don't have any clothes with me. "Then I said,
"Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just
knew that he must have had, because the smell was getting worse.
So...........I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" This
time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and sprea! d ! his cheeks
and yelled.... ..."See MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up
his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was
mortified......but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when
they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!
by a child's words or action.
My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was
on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in
between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven month old
daughter, and she was clean.
Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a
while, so I asked, and he said "No". I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child
has had an accident and I don't have any clothes with me. "Then I said,
"Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just
knew that he must have had, because the smell was getting worse.
So...........I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have an accident?" This
time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and sprea! d ! his cheeks
and yelled.... ..."See MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!'
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up
his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was
mortified......but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when
they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!
