Duck and the Wife

[noharleyyet]

Ladies, please don't take offense.

A man walks into the kitchen with a duck under his arm and says, "I wanted to show you the pig I've been sleeping with."

The wife says, "that's not a pig!"

The man says, "I was talking to the duck!"

 

[70Classic]

The husband is expected to walk again in a few months, but the duck died at the scene from severe trauma after being used as a bludgeon!

Dangerous joke - very dangerous!!

 

[Quick Draw]

Ouch!!!!! He was not all that bright was he LOL.
Quick Draw

 

[noharleyyet]

Maybe a stronger disclaimer??!!