beardown
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A man goes to see his doctor about an unusual large dot growing on his forehead. The doctor took one look and could'nt believe his eyes.The doctor tells the man he had heard of this in medical school, but never actually seen it. The doc explained there was a penis growing out of the mans forehead and it could not be removed since it was attached directly to his brain! The man says, so every morning when I look in the mirror I will see a penis growing out of my head? No says the doc, the balls will cover your eyes!