Dad Joke thread

[seeth07]

Why do ducks never grow up?

Because they only grow down.

 

[Wild Bill]

Why do ducks never grow up?

Because they only grow down.

… ba dum tss!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[95tigerbill]

Driving home the other night in a blizzard - wife and I noticed a group of horses next to the fence. Couldn’t help myself and told her they were having meeting.

 

[LopeHunter]

Why do ducks never grow up?

Because they only grow down.

Why do ducks not fly upside down?

Because they would quack up.

 

[seeth07]

What is the best kind of Christmas present to get?

A broken drum, you can't beat em!

 

[seeth07]

What happened to Santa when the reindeer started to fly too fast?

He held on for deer life.

 

[seeth07]

Who did the one reindeer scare the other?

He yelled "Hey Cariboo!"