Dad Joke thread

[noharleyyet]

I always liked the way he and his girls interacted..classy

 

[bmt99]

You know, it takes guts to be an organ donor

 

[MO Betta]

It's a little known fact that cow farts come from the dairy air.

 

[Aussie_hunter_JD]

Since the Covid outbreak a guy in a neighborhood I work in every four Or five days he puts up a new corny joke for the whole neighborhood and he’s been doing it for 5 months now and this week he hung up this sign and it made Laugh , wanted to share with the Hunttalk crew , I have no idea where he’s getting all these corny jokes but he’s been doing it to be lighthearted and try to stay positive in the neighborhood during trying times , I appreciate his efforts and the PUN
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"Beer are dollars nuts under" "nuts two deer are a buck"

I don't get it?

 

[noharleyyet]

"Beer are dollars nuts under" "nuts two deer are a buck"

I don't get it?

Read it left to right, line by line.....maybe

 

[Aussie_hunter_JD]

Read it left to right, line by line.....maybe

You sir have been out dad'ed

 

[noharleyyet]

doh....

 

[Southern Elk]

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, you can hide, but you can’t run.

 

[Paul in Idaho]

 

[2rocky]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[44hunter45]

What's the best why to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live Stream

 

[44hunter45]

You know what grinds my gears?

Clutch failures.

 

[44hunter45]

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents.

 

[fmnjr]

Groaning loudly

 

[rmyoung1]

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

They’re making headlines!

 

[2rocky]

Here is the older version of that joke.....

 

[HSi-ESi]

Man runs into a psychologist's office, screaming "I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam"

Relax says the psychologist, you're too tense.

 

[noharleyyet]

"So inappropriate Dad." -my Daughter

 

[Southern Elk]

Son: Dad, what’s a forklift.

Dad: Mostly food.