Cute

A fire fighter is working on the engine
> > > outside the station when he
> > > notices a little girl next door in a little
> > > red wagon with little ladders
> > > hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly
> > > coiled in the middle. The
> > > girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. Her
> > > dog and her cat are pulling
> > > the wagon. The fire fighter walks over to
> > > take a closer look.
> > >
> > > "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire
> > > fighter says with admiration.
> > > "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter
> > > looks a little closer and notices
> > > the girl has tied the wagon to
> > > her dog's collar and to the
> > > cat's testicles.
> > >
> > > "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I
> > > don't want to tell you how to run your
> > > rig, but if you were to tie that rope
> > > around the cat's collar, I think you
> > > could go faster."
> > >
> > > The little girl replies thoughtfully,
> > > "You're probably right, but
> > > then I wouldn't have a siren."
 

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