Cseh

[JohnCushman]

According to all of the different backdoor ways to check drawing results, it looks like I drew my archery elk tag. This is a warning, Dinkshooter...I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!! The title shall be MINE!!!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[spook12]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. I received an E mail yesterday that said NR's are now eligible to compete for the title.

Sorry fellas, looks like you're competing for first runner-up.

 

[noharleyyet]

http://onyourownadventures.com/hunttalk/showthread.php?t=257259

 

[jlmatthew]

I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!!

Are you all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

 

[noharleyyet]

.I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!!

 

[JohnCushman]

http://onyourownadventures.com/hunttalk/showthread.php?t=257259

That thread was just a preliminary one to test the waters....but now I know I drew, so it's on

 

[Sawtooth]

So is this the official kickoff of the 2014 Cush for CSEH Campaign?

 

[Dinkshooter]

I recently sold all the rights and production of the pageant to Trump Industries, so I no longer take the applications. However, you may apply at:

CSEH
ul. Astronomicheskaya22, kv. 33
Kharkov
37821
Ukraine

They will be sure to file your application with the rest of them.

 

[MThuntr]

Both of you boys are lucky that I'm not hunting Colorado...not sure you could handle the competition!

 

[noharleyyet]

I recently sold all the rights and production of the pageant to Trump Industries, so I no longer take the applications. However, you may apply at:

CSEH
ul. Astronomicheskaya22, kv. 33
Kharkov
37821
Ukraine

They will be sure to file your application with the rest of them.

...when the Donald hits on you, loan him your reading glasses.

 

[Zach]

All this talk of sexy elk hunter must be driving the banner ads.....

 

[EODRay]

Both of you boys are lucky that I'm not hunting Colorado...not sure you could handle the competition!

Well I am hunting Colorado this year. However, I will withdraw my sure nomination........in the interest of fairness. Beating me would be like taking beer away from Cushman..............Not going to happen. :hump: It would be like taking candy from a baby.

So carry on boys! I think this needs to be a sticky somewhere so that all future HuntTalkers would have to be subject to the same debaturey that is about to take place. :W:

 

[Dinkshooter]

Well I am hunting Colorado this year. However, I will withdraw my sure nomination........in the interest of fairness. Beating me would be like taking beer away from Cushman..............Not going to happen. :hump: It would be like taking candy from a baby.

So carry on boys! I think this needs to be a sticky somewhere so that all future HuntTalkers would have to be subject to the same debaturey that is about to take place. :W:

Underwear shots are mandatory, just so everyone knows.

EODRay

Did you feel like you were in the presence of greatness last Thurs-Sat? I'm guessing you and all the other folks that live there could tell I was in Colorado Springs on those days. I even fed a giraffe.

 

[JohnCushman]

Underwear shots are mandatory, just so everyone knows.

Do I need to buy a new banana hammock or are my merino wool boxer briefs ok?

 

[EODRay]

Underwear shots are mandatory, just so everyone knows.

EODRay

Did you feel like you were in the presence of greatness last Thurs-Sat? I'm guessing you and all the other folks that live there could tell I was in Colorado Springs on those days. I even fed a giraffe.

I wake up every morning in the presence of greatness Dink. Next time you are in town, give me a shout so we can verbal joust in person. I'd love to meet ya.

Cush, for the love of God, please stick to the boxers. I would guess that you nude and you in a thong/bannana hammock would look the same

 

[JohnCushman]

Cush, for the love of God, please stick to the boxers. I would guess that you nude and you in a thong/bannana hammock would look the same

It's amazing what some people would do for a Klondike bar....but there is no limit to how far I'd stoop for the CSEH title

 

[ShootsManyBullets]

If you really want to stoop low…

I keep seeing ads on my TV for laser hair removal tools. I'm sure it wouldn't hurt your chances if you could do something tasteful with it for your hero/money shot. After all the laser just powers right through the hair on the guy on the commercials with the mono-brow and the indian blankets on his forearms. Woosh it's gone all thanks to the laser LED light that magically removes even the thickest bear rug from your front, back, side, bottom or whatever.

 

[Dinkshooter]

Today's lesson to the contestants:

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Metrosexual

 

[fowladdict]

All this talk of sexy elk hunter must be driving the banner ads.....

I agree! After reading TLC's "Finally showed up" post I was getting the Huggies diaper banner ad and after reading the "Colorado Lurker" post I was getting an Asian Singles, banner ad. At least the Kotex banner ads aren't showing up anymore.

 

[noharleyyet]

Dink when does Oak's no compete agreement expire?