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> > > > > The judge says to a double-homicide defendant,
> > > > > "You're charged with beating
> > > > > > your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at
> > the
> > > > > back of the courtroom
> > > > > > interrupts the judge and yells out, "You
> > bastard."
> > > > > The judge continues and
> > > > > > says, "You're also charged with beating your
> > > > > mother-in-law to death with a
> > > > > > hammer."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out,
> > > > > "You God-damned bastard."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back
> > > > > of the courtroom, "Sir, I
> > > > > > can understand your anger and frustration at these
> > > > > heinous murders.
> > > > > > But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you
> > > > > with contempt. Is that a
> > > > > > problem?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The guy in the back of the courtroom stands up and
> > > > > says, "For fifteen
> > > > > > years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and
> > > > > every time I asked to
> > > > > > borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.
> > > > > "You're charged with beating
> > > > > > your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at
> > the
> > > > > back of the courtroom
> > > > > > interrupts the judge and yells out, "You
> > bastard."
> > > > > The judge continues and
> > > > > > says, "You're also charged with beating your
> > > > > mother-in-law to death with a
> > > > > > hammer."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out,
> > > > > "You God-damned bastard."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back
> > > > > of the courtroom, "Sir, I
> > > > > > can understand your anger and frustration at these
> > > > > heinous murders.
> > > > > > But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you
> > > > > with contempt. Is that a
> > > > > > problem?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The guy in the back of the courtroom stands up and
> > > > > says, "For fifteen
> > > > > > years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and
> > > > > every time I asked to
> > > > > > borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one.
