CIA JOB OPENING
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were 3 finalists --- 1 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that
you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!”
The man said “You can’t be serious, I could never shoot my
wife”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home”
Finally it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing
and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her
brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks,” she said. “I had to beat him to
death with the chair.”
Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were 3 finalists --- 1 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that
you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!”
The man said “You can’t be serious, I could never shoot my
wife”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home”
Finally it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing
and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her
brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks,” she said. “I had to beat him to
death with the chair.”
Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
