Caffeine Withdrawal

[noharleyyet]

Palatable accoutrements...keeps me away from Starbuck$

 

[gouch]

I used to drink a lot of coffee but as I got older I just couldn't seem to handle all that caffeine. If I went too long without my coffee I would feel like my head was going to explode. Now I still have one cup in the morning just because their is nothing better than a hot cup of coffee first thing in the morning. That's it though. I have always liked my coffee sweet and creamy so I really like all the flavored creamers they have these days. My dad, who always drank his coffee black as midnight in a cave, would look at me and say "If you don't like coffee, why the hell do you drink it?" I would just smile and poor my cream. A lot of it if he brewed the coffee.

 

[ignorethefringes]

One of my favorite one-line bits. . ..

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

Emo Philips