Subject: Blondes & Airplanes
>
> A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and
> moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
> watches
> her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that
she
> paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.
>
> The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and
> I'm
> staying right here!"
>
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
> co-pilot
> that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in
> Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the
> blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she
> will
> have to leave and
> return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
> going to London and I'm staying right here!"
>
> The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
> waiting
> when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
>
> The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have
learned
> to speak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
> without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy
> section.
>
> The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to
> make her move without any fuss.
He said
"I told her First Class wasn't going to London."
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 10-21-2002 16:49: Message edited by: FEW ]</font>
>
> A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and
> moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
> watches
> her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that
she
> paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back.
>
> The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and
> I'm
> staying right here!"
>
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
> co-pilot
> that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in
> Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the
> blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she
> will
> have to leave and
> return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
> going to London and I'm staying right here!"
>
> The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police
> waiting
> when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
>
> The pilot says, "I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I have
learned
> to speak 'blonde'!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
> without question she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy
> section.
>
> The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said
to
> make her move without any fuss.
He said
"I told her First Class wasn't going to London."
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 10-21-2002 16:49: Message edited by: FEW ]</font>
LMAO 
