Birds and the Bees.....

[TTLS]

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as
he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly
she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and
noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are
those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating,"
her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's
a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy
Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied.
"Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be
ok in California or New York but... we're not having any of that crap in Idaho."

 

[Elkhunter]

Squish

 

[Sako7STW]

LMFAO That was too funny.

 

[waxy]

great!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tnctcb]

thats a good one

 

[Quick Draw]

That sucks to be the spiders....LOL
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