Best “ALMOST GOT HIM” one liners

[DouglasR]

Had my bow strapped to my pack bro.

 

[FREAK]

Had my bow strapped to my pack bro.

Gotta love the guys with the double trekkers with the bow strapped to the pack.

 

[DouglasR]

Gotta love the guys with the double trekkers with the bow strapped to the pack.

Guilty as charged.

 

[Gynaroo]

Guilty as charged.

As am I.

 

[roravetz]

“The wind switched at the last second”
“Just needed him to take one more step”

Haha those two happened to me this year.

 

[BAKPAKR]

Forgot to chamber a round

My brother and I watched my friend do this on a five point and then, after the “click,” the bull walked into the woods before he could actually chamber a round.

 

[woods89]

Gotta love the guys with the double trekkers with the bow strapped to the pack.

Everyone knows you can't start hunting until you're #5milesdeep anyway......

 

[FREAK]

Everyone knows you can't start hunting until you're #5milesdeep anyway......

If you’re not 5 miles deep on a solo bivy hunt with your kuiu cloths, UL tipi shelter, and SG pack you ain’t legit!

 

[noharleyyet]

Figured I'd eat half a sammie before glassing, then I heard them leaving.

 

[FREAK]

 

[RyGuy]

I forgot to put a primer in! (Muzzleloader)

 

[mdcrossbow]

One you don't hear anymore;
He jumped the string,
Arrow clipped a branch,
Thay don't call them Flinch Locks for nothing,

 

[Carnage2011]

If you’re not 5 miles deep on a solo bivy hunt with your kuiu cloths, UL tipi shelter, and SG pack you ain’t legit!

I feel attacked lol

 

[Bsquad]

Happened on a caribou hunt:
"I was sh**ing when he came in"

 

[RyGuy]

Happened on a caribou hunt:
"I was sh**ing when he came in"

Happened once when I was deer hunting

 

[R.K.]

Happened on a caribou hunt:
"I was sh**ing when he came in"

The rifle never gets out of arms reach.

 

[TimeOnTarget]

Not necessarily an almost got him, but the guy who shoots a typical 2.5yr basket rack buck. "But he's got a big body"

Same body as every other 2.5yr old.

Shoot what you want, no need to try and make excuses for it.

 

[shumhow]

I forgot to put a primer in! (Muzzleloader)

My buddy missed a 5x5 this year, with two misfires from a muzzy. So..."powder was wet" was the excuse

 

[Lawnboy]

Can't eat the horns

 

[Potsie]

Happened on a caribou hunt:
"I was sh**ing when he came in"

I’ve made the mistake of bugling, not hearing anything, then decided to drop a deuce. Next thing I know my pants are around my ankles and a bull slips in 40 yards out.

Good times.