Bear in a Bar

[AZHUNTERR]

Bear in a Bar
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>A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.
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>He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
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>The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in
>Billings."
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>The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
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>The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
>belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
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>The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to
>eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
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>The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears
>in bars in Billings"
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>The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He
>comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
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>The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
>bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
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>The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
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>.........You're gonna love this.........
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>The bartender says, "You are now.
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>That was a barbitchyouate."

 

[Quiet_One]

Thats good thanks for the laugh