are you a roadside crapper?

[twodot]

Yikes! Yesterday I was comming south out of the CMR along a very remote road that travels south to 79 Trail. Very beautiful, cattle all gone to winter pasture, no one around but us hunters. Pass a couple of great camps complete with wall tents and a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of vehicles at them. Nice. Pass a small party driving some kind of "mule" atv with enclosed cab and all the bells and whistles in from their evening hunt. Get down the road another mile or so and see shining in the left lane of the two track about 50 feet of bright white toilet paper ending at a huge turd in the rut that the tires have beaten into the ground durring wet weather. Nasty, trying to get over that visual assault, yuck! Go on down road a ways only to see in the distance another giant wad of TP glowing in the road. This time I drive on without looking so closely. Wow! Glad to be past that. Drove on and as we approached another very nice camp right above the "Horse Camp" bridge, there was the unmistakeable glow of yet more paper, this time strung all up in the sage along the road not 200 yards before the camp.
When I lived in Indiana, I was often grossed out by what kind of jerk would crap in the parking lots at state land sign-in stations. I really didn't think I would find that sort of thing so often up in Petroleum County but I was way wrong about that. {pretty high percentage on this trip} Sadly someone in the bunch is probably too scared to go out in the dark and dig a little hole, or at least cover their mess with a rock. Next time, I will be sure to post pictures of the camps and the mess.
Even a stupid house cat will try to cover it's own sh"". Don't let yourself be found to be the lesser animal.

 

[mtmiller]

I won't fall into the camp of digging a hole to bury my scat.

 

[twodot]

Miller, mabe we should just let it lay then.

 

[Goldtip]

If I'm around my camp when I have to build a log cabin, I'll take a shovel with me and dig a hole. If I'm out in the woods then I build it where ever feels comfy. I will however not leave a ton of TP strung around as it sounds like you've found.

 

[JoseCuervo]

People, no more than 4 squares per wipe.

 

[schmalts]

Greenhorn does it, then takes a picture with his camera phone and sends it to you to share.
You need to learn to appreciate fine art forms of a different kind I guess.

 

[smalls]

People, no more than 4 squares per wipe.

What!? It takes way more than 4 squares for me to construct the "TP Mitten" on my hand. That's like telling an athletic trainer he only gets 12" of ace bandage to tape an ankle.

 

[Oak]

People, no more than 4 squares per wipe.

So not only does it not stink, but it doesn't smear?

 

[smalls]

Greenhorn does it, then takes a picture with his camera phone and sends it to you to share.
You need to learn to appreciate fine art forms of a different kind I guess.

I've heard his specialty is the "Dairy Queen Curl".

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Waay too much information and mental images.

Fiber, gentlemen - fiber.

 

[smalls]

So not only does it not stink, but it doesn't smear?

Yeah, but the drawback is that it feels like a lincoln log coming out sideways.

 

[----]

If I'm not willing to leave the road to look for an elk I'm sure as hell not leaving the road to take a duke.

 

[noharleyyet]

Sportsmen's Tissues is now a Seinfeld episode....begs the question, when is enough enough?

 

[Meatatarian]