Elkhunter
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive
when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
The truck driver motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk
from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly
commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned
around she had a slight grin on her face.
"Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out
of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks
at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all
her tires. Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling
over.
"What's so funny?!" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Heehee! Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
The truck driver motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk
from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly
commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned
around she had a slight grin on her face.
"Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out
of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks
at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all
her tires. Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling
over.
"What's so funny?!" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Heehee! Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
