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A little humour for your day

A lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were camping in a backwoods
>section of Maine. Early one morning, the two went out to pick berries for
>their morning breakfast. As they went around the berry patch, gathering
>blueberries and raspberries in tremendous quantities, along came two huge bears - a
>male and a female.
>
>
>The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His
>friend, though, wasn't so lucky, and the male bear reached him and swallowed
>him whole. The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town as fast has
>he could, and got the local backwoods sheriff.
>
>
>The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with
>the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in THAT
>one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from
>his friend's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend.
>The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his
>gun, took careful aim, and shot the female.
>
>
>"Whatdidja do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the
>other one!"
>
>
>"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told
>you the Czech was in the male?"
 

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