A little humour for your day

[Tradewind]

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was just abt to post that. well done

 

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[Tradewind]

I'm a day late....

Happy

 

[noharleyyet]

I'm a day late....

Happy
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Is that a hank joke or a math joke?

 

[Dave N]

Is that a hank joke or a math joke?

Both

 

[Tradewind]

Is that a hank joke or a math joke?

I dunno. Did @hank4elk give up pie for lent?

 

[hank4elk]

I dunno. Did @hank4elk give up pie for lent?

I gave up on lentizm for pie.

 

[Dave N]

I gave up on lentizm for pie.

Hard to beat a good slice of pie.

 

[duckhunt]

Hard to beat a good slice of pie.

I absolutely love pie.

 

[CRJR45]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

 

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[CRJR45]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a blanket? I'm awfully cold'."
"I have a better idea," she replied, "Just for tonight let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed..
"Good," she replied. "Get your own freaking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.




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