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A little humour for your day

Jesus, Moses and an old man were golfing.

Moses goes to the tee box, hits a horrible shot headed toward the pond. Moses runs quick and before the ball lands into the pond, parts the water, ball hits the bottom and bounces up onto the green.

Jesus says nice shot Moses.

Jesus goes to the tee box, hits a horrible shot and it too towards the pond. The ball sits on the water. Jesus walks across the water to his ball and hits a chip shot right up onto the green.

Moses says nice shot Jesus.

The old man watching and taking this all in goes to the tee box. Hits the worst shot of them all, it goes not even 40 yards. Before it comes to a stop, a huge wind Gust blows and sends it rolling 100 yards down and into the pond. Then shortly after rolling in, a carp is seen jumping out of the water and spitting the ball up into the air. A sparrow flying by catches the ball on its back and drops the ball onto the green. A squirrel comes running across the green, passes Moses's add Jesus's ball and nudges the old man's ball into the cup.

Jesus turns to the old man and says "nice shot dad but don't you think you could give us a chance one of these holes?"
 

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