A little humour for your day

[gouch]

How to differentiate between the Gulf of Mexico and the Gulf of America!

If aliens came down to study the flora and fauna of planate earth, there is no way they would guess that these are examples of females of the same species.

 

[Sytes]

 

[Addicting]

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I’m receiving compensation, can I please have the hair! Mine moved below the border for warmer living conditions.

 

[WildWill]

I’m receiving compensation, can I please have the hair! Mine moved below the border for warmer living conditions.

Amen! My hair line is receding like the French during well either World War and suddenly weird long hairs are appearing out of my nose, ears, and eyebrows.

 

[Stocker]

Amen! My hair line is receding like the French during well either World War and suddenly weird long hairs are appearing out of my nose, ears, and eyebrows.

For 34 years I never noticed my eyebrows. In the past year it looks like I glued 2 giant caterpillars to my face. My wife had the bright idea of trimming them and that was like cutting a thorny locust without putting tordon on it. They just come back with more and more vengeance.

Side note I have another excuse for missing now. “Eyebrows were in the way”

 

[Stocker]