A little humour for your day

[Keep on]

 

[Tradewind]

Happy B'day Telly Savalas
Born this day 1922, Garden City, New York

 

[OntarioHunter]

Here is how I know we as a society are devolving.

Lyrics about sex from the early 80's:

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air
She told me to come, but I was already there
'Cause the walls start shaking, the Earth was quaking
My mind was aching, and we were making it

And you shook me all night long
Yeah, you shook me all night long

Elegent and beautiful poetry right? 358M views on YouTube.

How about Cardi B? More views, 542M:

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you $*)Q!#@$ with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring…

Troubling. Definitely don't see the humor.

 

[CRJR45]

 

[CRJR45]

 

[noharleyyet]

Succinct pitch...

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

New App . . .

 

[VikingsGuy]

New App . . .
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Calling Dr. Freud . . .

 

[noharleyyet]

Calling Dr. Freud . . .

 

[OntarioHunter]

Bubba gets a call at work from the cops.

Police: "Your house was broke into, all your booze was drank, and your wife was raped."

Bubba: "Are you sure she was raped? There was only four beers in the fridge."