A little humour for your day

Nick87 · Oct 4, 2024

VikingsGuy said:
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Guy I used to work with that I couldn't stand showed me his one day in case of an emergency. I asked him "so just jam that thing right in your chest a bunch of times right?" Should have seen his face.

Bigjay73 · Oct 4, 2024

Nick87 said:
Guy I used to work with that I couldn't stand showed me his one day in case of an emergency. I asked him "so just jam that thing right in your chest a bunch of times right?" Should have seen his face.

I thought it was a suppository

CRJR45 · Oct 5, 2024

Flatbrimmer · Oct 5, 2024

Bigjay73 · Oct 5, 2024

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Sytes · Oct 5, 2024

Great movie quote:

Mpudi: [looking at Steyn in a suit] And why are you so beautiful?
Steyn: I'm going to the school to give her these.
Mpudi: You gonna look like that?
Steyn: Like what?
Mpudi: Like it's a funeral. You've gotta smile, man, and tell her she looks good.
Steyn: How come suddenly you're an expert on women?
Mpudi: I got seven wives. How many you got?
Steyn: So why aren't you at home with your seven wives?
Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.
Steyn: So, what did you marry them for?
Mpudi: Someday I have to tell you the facts of life...

Excluding internet searching, this is a classic!