A little humour for your day

[noharleyyet]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[Bigjay73]

 

[kansasdad]

What is the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas????





What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!!

 

[Caseknife]

I always said if someone f’s with my daughters I have a rusty old machete just sitting on my toolbox ready and waiting.

Kind of thought that you would prefer a chainsaw

 

[antlerradar]

Kind of thought that you would prefer a chainsaw

A chain saw would work much better on wood than a scissors.

 

[Sytes]

Wife sent...

 

[Hunter4Life78]

A chain saw would work much better on wood than a scissors.

Gas is expensive

 

[Dsnow9]

Gas is expensive

I don’t want to clean that stuff out of my chainsaw.

 

[BigHornRam]

 

[BigHornRam]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Keep on]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1755704555986104339

 

[Hunter4Life78]

I don’t want to clean that stuff out of my chainsaw.

You can't keep the chain saw anyway... I lost all off my chainsaws in a boating accident.

 

[BigHornRam]

 

[antelopedundee]

A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an aeroplane.



After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a bacon sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.



A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?" The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever yielded to the temptations of the flesh?"



The priest replied, “Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith.”



The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes.


Finally the rabbi quietly commented, "Beats the hell out of a bacon sandwich doesn't it?"

 

[Nick87]