A little humour for your day

[noharleyyet]

I'm sure many of you parents out there are familiar with the elf on a shelf. Me and the wife take turns moving them and today was my day. Pretty proud of my work this morning.View attachment 352502

 

[WildWill]

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Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[noharleyyet]

Truer words...

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Nick87]

I'm sure many of you parents out there are familiar with the elf on a shelf. Me and the wife take turns moving them and today was my day. Pretty proud of my work this morning.View attachment 352502

If I ever run across the sob that came up with that damn elf...

 

[TakeABreakAndTouchGrass]

If I ever run across the sob that came up with that damn elf...

Three kids, never pretended there was a Santa and never bought that stupid elf. I want my kids to know that everything they have comes from my wife and I (and is technically ours until they move out and take it with them)

 

[noharleyyet]

Three kids, never pretended there was a Santa and never bought that stupid elf. I want my kids to know that everything they have comes from my wife and I (and is technically ours until they move out and take it with them)

new user name checks out

 

[Nick87]

Three kids, never pretended there was a Santa and never bought that stupid elf. I want my kids to know that everything they have comes from my wife and I (and is technically ours until they move out and take it with them)

Are you one of my jehovas witness distant relatives trolling me?

 

[TakeABreakAndTouchGrass]

Are you one of my jehovas witness distant relatives trolling me?

I was a little bombastic, but the core is true. Never did Santa or the elf. Way less complicated and it never bothered the kids. We were also very careful to talk to them about how other families did things different and they weren't allowed to spoil it. As far as I'm aware, none of mine ever broke the news to another kid.

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

Santa is fake and the only good elf is a dead elf/Alf

 

[WildWill]

Three kids, never pretended there was a Santa and never bought that stupid elf. I want my kids to know that everything they have comes from my wife and I (and is technically ours until they move out and take it with them)

 

[mevertsen]

Truer words...
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I'm watching a road rage show on A&E. Surprisingly accurate.

 

[BAKPAKR]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[steveshuntn1]

 

[Keep on]

 

[Keep on]

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[Nick87]

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I find the whole mcdonalds thing very interesting...that is all.