A little humour for your day

[noharleyyet]

Hmmm...

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...triggered

 

[noharleyyet]

If Austin had this statue...

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[seeth07]

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True story:

Me: I'm about to get home, you going to have supper ready, I'm hungry?
Her: It's 7pm and I'm still at work for another hour...
Me: Right, so I guess I'm supposed to make supper tonight.
Her: If you want to sleep in bed tonight, yes.

 

[CRJR45]

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Nostromo]

 

[Nostromo]

 

[noharleyyet]

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*low bid

 

[seeth07]

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Half the material cost at least

 

[Wildabeest]

*low bid

What happens when you let your hardwood flooring contractor do your roofing?

 

[noharleyyet]

What happens when you let your hardwood flooring contractor do your roofing?

or this guy..

 

[Jbotto]

or this guy..
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When were you in my bathroom?!?!!

 

[Islander]

I know exactly what it means.

And if you want to pull out definitions here that is fine. But then you would have to define “what is a woman?” It’s been a bit of a challenge in recent years. Even the newest Supreme Court justice couldn’t answer the question during her confirmation hearing. So wether you are the pegged or doing the pegging. I don’t really care, just don’t post any pictures.

I was born in the early 60s. I have no problem defining a woman.

 

[44hunter45]

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Play on words. As a man, I can't peg anyone or anything. Not even Levi's.

Literally from Wikipedia

Pegging is an anal sex act in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo. A naked man is on all fours. A naked woman is knelt behind him ...

Thank you all for ruining another Steely Dan song. #IYKYK

 

[44hunter45]

If Austin had this statue...
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Can we just leave this pegging thing and move on?

 

[Tradewind]

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upside down?

 

[noharleyyet]

Can we just leave this pegging thing and move on?

You rorschach'd this? That's disgusting....; )

 

[44hunter45]

You rorschach'd this? That's disgusting....; )

I had just written that Steely Dan post.....