And a genie appeared and granted David Gilmour three wishes ...
“I’d like a joint.”“Your wish is my command.”
“Wow. Ok, I wish Paul McCartney was here with me.”“It is so, master. You have one more wish remaining.”
“Make McCartney look more like a struggling magician.”
There's an old joke about a plumber charging a client $250/hour and the client saying "jeez, I'm an engineer and I only charge $150/hour", to which the plumber responds "yeah, that's what I used to charge as an engineer, too".