A little humour for your day

[antelopedundee]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Keep on]

 

[Huntkook]

Is nothing sacred . . .

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And it only gets a 3.8 star rating

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Huntkook]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied... "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..

..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!"

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[antelopedundee]

 

[Sytes]

A bit of a fishing theme...



And for @wllm and other spouses faced with this challenge, here's one for you.

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

[OntarioHunter]

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I think she's adequately anchored. That gal's flabby arm is as thick as my waist! I hope there's no truth to reincarnation. I've not been a very admirable specimen in this life. I might be sent back in the next one as that gal's toilet seat. Brrrr!

 

[Nick87]

 

[longbow51]

Trout...

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[steveshuntn1]

 

[steveshuntn1]

 

[steveshuntn1]